Conservative Voice

Dear followers,
Please forgive me for the billions of dollars and years of time I caused to be wasted because of my flawed theories and speeches on the climate change hoax. It brought me fame, respect, and wealth that I couldn’t get in politics. But I was wrong. The earth has now been cooling for several years. Science has proven that the warming that did happen was due to sun activity and the earth’s natural cycles. Science has also proven that CO2 emissions caused by man are such a tiny percentage of total CO2 that any idiot that can do math beyond third grade could see it couldn’t actually change the climate. The deception is obvious. My motives have become apparent. I feel like such a fool, but once you go so far down a path, it’s hard to stop, even when you know you’re wrong. Especially when uneducated but very attractive Hollywood celebrities are on the path with you. But now it is my conscience that needs to come clean, not the ozone layer. Please forgive me, all you poor sheep that have followed my down this crazy path. Go home now and enjoy life without the guilt and worry of climate change. Do all you can to keep the air clean, keep the forests beautiful, and the water drinkable. But please don’t waste any more time trying to stop the sun from shining.
Your friend,
Al